Here is a short list of our favorite Facebook.com status updates.
“One of those days 
“I need to work on my McConaughey” – I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this.
“When will I see my Thad again?” — That’s right. “Thad”!
Video game updates — All day I was wondering if Donny completed the “Manage a Chop Shop” mission in Mobsters 2… And now I know.
“Watching Jersey Shore” — Great show.
“Happy New Year!” — Can’t go wrong with a good old fashioned HNY.
“Just watched ‘He’s Not That Into You’… Good movie wish I had seen it sooner! Lol.” – What!? He’s right, it is good!
“Out and about. Where you at?” – Is this a rhetorical question?
“Picking my nose… Can’t decide if I should eat it or not” — I swear I saw this and the person who posted it is older than 8.
“I just pooped my butt cheeks” – Different person, but again, older than 8.
“Staining my new book shelves” — Why on earth would you ever announce to the World that you are doing this?
And in the just when you think it can’t get any worse department: When researching this post I came to learn that their are websites independent of Facebook.com solely dedicated to posting “funny” Facebook.com status updates… I feel a little dirty.
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